Gość: Leszek
2006-12-19 00:00
Santa
Dear Santa
I wud like a kool toy space ranjur for Xmas. Iv ben good boy all yeer
Yer FReND, BiLLy
Dear Billy
Nice spelling. You`re on your way to being a career lawncare specialist. How bout I send you a fu..... book so you can to learn to read and write? I`m giving your brother the space ranger, at least He can spell!
Santa
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Gość: Wally
2006-12-20 00:00
Re:Santa
Santa też nie lepszy i pomyłki w pisaniu zrobił.
( "learn" zamiast "to learn", reszta może być).
Gość: Leszek
2007-01-03 00:00
Re:Santa

Dear Santa
I don`t know if you can do this, but for Christmas, I`d like for my mommy and daddy to get back together. Please see what you can do.
Love, Teddy
Dear Teddy
What ,and ruin that hot affair your dad`s still having with the baby-sitter? He`s banging her like a screen door in a hurricane, son! Let me get you some nice Legos instead.
Santa
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Dear Santa
I left milk and cookies for you under the tree, and I left carrots for your reindeer outside the backdoor
Love, Susan
Dear Susan
Milk gives me the shits and carrots make the deer fart in my face. You want to be a kiss-ass? Leave me a glass of Chivas Regal and some Toblerone
SAnta
Gość: Wally
2007-01-04 00:00
Re:Santa
Verrrrrry gooooood!
Gość: .
2007-01-04 00:00
Re:Santa
i.. jes oksykord